Quotes Thread!

[ThatOneGuy2]

You can be sad before eating a cookie and you can be sad after eating a cookie but you can't be sad when your eating a cookie

 

[roostersandhens]

"Everything you can imagine is real."
— Pablo Picasso

 

[roostersandhens]

"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you."
— Maya Angelou

 

[roostersandhens]

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."
— Winston Churchill

 

[Chickenloving]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
Bob Monkhouse
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Oscar Wilde

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Mark Russell

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Robert Bloch

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Miles Kington​

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