Well I didn't even buy the pheasant I was. Driving home and it was in the road just standing there so I breaked and stopped and it didn't move so I opened my door to get out and it came and jumped in so I just continued with this pheasant (ring neck) no got home and it followed me to the Guinea pen so I just put it in theree for now
I want to re-state this just to make sure I understand this. With the language barrier and all I may have misunderstood this:
So tell me where I am wrong.
You are driving along the road, I assume driving on the wrong side of the road as is your custom over there.....
You see a pheasant smoking a fag along the edge of the road...(notice how I go that British Lingo down pat)....
The pheasant looked like he needed a lift, so you open the door and said " put the cig out and hop on in"...
The pheasant looked you over and decided you would be a safe ride. I assume you and the pheasant had pleasant conversation during the ride.
When you got home you offered the Pheasant at the Guinea bar and grill. You held the door and said ' After you my good man".. and the pheasant walked into the guinea pen, where you trapped him for the rest of his natural born life...
Did I miss anything?