Ramdom sayings thread

[Robin'sBrood]

I was standing in the park, trying to figure out why Frisbees got bigger as they came closer. Then it hit me.

 

[beakkeeper]

A good after-dinner speech is like a lady's dress: long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting.

 

[conny63malies]

Lieber Gott lass Abend werden.

 

[CoopCrazy]

People who live in glass houses, sink ships....

( From The Bartender on Boondock saints)

 

[Robin'sBrood]

Quote:
Here is the way Babel Fish translated that....


"Dear God let evening become."


Correct?

 

[beerman]

You never know true happiness until you get married.......then it's to late.

 

[conny63malies]

Robin'sBrood :

Quote:
Here is the way Babel Fish translated that....


"Dear God let evening become."


Correct?

Its hard to translate the meaning. But I say it when I am stressed out and wish it would be evening soon.​

 

[debilorrah]

Ifyou can't say something nice, take your whining elsewhere.

 

[ilroost]

if you see a turtle on a fence pole chances are someone put him there

 

[Robin'sBrood]

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.