Random Dumb Thoughts

[vfem]

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Hahahahahaha

 

[maple]

Why do people attempt to use an umbrella on deleriously windy days?

 

[maple]

I mean...why not open your umbrella break it over your knee, twist it, and stomp on it and throw it away instead of trying to hold on to what invariably will become tomorrow's trash?

 

[vfem]

That's my mom all day long!

 

[maple]

I just never understood it. It's gonna bend backward and blow away and then you wrestle with it and get wet and wind blown anyway. Why bother?

 

[maple]

My solution? Ruuuun! Run like the wind!!

 

[vfem]

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Yes, if you run fast enough, the wind will get you to work early... and dry!

(Ok, that was a dumb thought from me)

 

[vfem]

Why do recordings call your house and ask you to hold now? Don't we have to deal with that enough when we need to call them?

 

[Cindiloohoo]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
Why does theft proof packaging want to keep consumers out of it too?
Why have a truck if you're afraid of scratching the bed?!?!?!
I still wonder if adam and Eve had bellybuttons or not?

SOOOO many things make me wonder.

 

[Baymule]

Ok, I get it that storms are called hurricanes, but when the storm is named Fred, then why not called it a himmicane?