Ended Random Funny Posting Day and Mini Contests FUN Night! 5th Annual BYC Easter Hatch-a-long PARTICIPANT

[SoManyHats]

I CALL RANDOM
"ONE LINER" JOKES
until 1:45 Eastern about 15 minutes

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather..
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Hahaha! Darn I missed it - that's what I get for wanting to eat food.

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Had to share this cuz it messed me up for about an hour last night lol

I am already half blind!

 

[angelobutter]

 

[misbhaven]

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta

 

[mnhomestead]

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Not a one liner, but just saw this..I want him!!!

It's like a NN in chickens..not much feathering..umm, I mean hair. On the hare.. Anyway, he .. she, is dang cute!

 

[foxvalleyfarm]

First I want to say thank you to everyone behind my first ever hatch a long!

Next a joke.

What job does a duck have in a doctor's office? Billing!

 

[Sally Sunshine]

 

[Kiomey]

bhahahahahahhhaha! I have a gif for that!

 

[angelobutter]

bhahahahahahhhaha! I have a gif for that!

HAHA AWESOME!! looking through my "funny photos" for this, i found out I must really like fart jokes HAHA oh dear i guess I am 13 years old when it comes to humor


oh my gosh editing to say that the two gifs "farting" at the same time are cracking me up way more than it should