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for anyone out there with a wise guy child...i sure had a few of them.
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A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him.

After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man finally says, "If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continues, so finally the man puts the bird in the freezer.

About an hour later, the parrot asks the man to please open the door. As the man takes the shivering bird out of the freezer, it says, "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that chicken did!"
 
A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him.

After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man finally says, "If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continues, so finally the man puts the bird in the freezer.

About an hour later, the parrot asks the man to please open the door. As the man takes the shivering bird out of the freezer, it says, "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that chicken did!"

I loved that one!
 
I have 3 teenage boys, this pretty basically covers them all!
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I had 4 teenaged boys- they are all in their 20s now (well, the last one will turn 20 in less than a month and he's in the Navy so he really isn't a teen anymore...)
I do have a teenaged daughter and she is right up there with the boys. Wow.
 

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