Ended Random Funny Posting Day and Mini Contests FUN Night! 5th Annual BYC Easter Hatch-a-long PARTICIPANT

[nate1the1great1]

 

[Sally Sunshine]

I CALL RANDOM
"ONE LINER" JOKES
until 1:45 Eastern about 15 minutes

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather..
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

[JDchicks]

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam

 

[angelobutter]

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.

 

[chickenlisa]

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?



A: "Put it on my bill."

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Quote: Seriously!

 

[angelobutter]

I intend to live forever… or die trying.

 

[angelobutter]

Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it’s too lame.

 

[chickenlisa]

My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray. Turns out she just had the movie on paws

 

[JDchicks]

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding

lol