Random Jokes

[Airehead012]

I thought we should start a thread where you can post all those stupid/silly chicken-related puns or jokes that you thought up yourself. It doesn't matter if they're not masterpieces. They can be puns, scenarious, knock knocks, you name it! I'm now going to share one of my odd jokes that I thought of all on my own!

1. Q: What is it called when a hen stops laying eggs?
A: Henopause

Ya, I know, that's a real knee-slapper.

Think you can do better? Let's see those jokes of yours!

Please remember to keep the jokes family friendly.~Staff

 

[NahaniWolf]

the only one I could think of was...................................................................................



Q. why'd the chicken cross the road?
A. to get to the other side

lol so not funny

 

[Royd]

It's not a chicken joke, but I made it up.

What do you call it, when you have to put an old cow down?

Moothenasia.

 

[Royd]

Here's another one. When does a chicken turn into a vegetable.....

When it gets squashed, trying to cross the road.

 

[NahaniWolf]

Quote:
that one is funny lol

 

[Boyd]

why did the chicken cross the road?
he was following the turtle..........

so.....

why did the turtle cross the road?
to get to the shell station.

 

[Airehead012]

hardy har har. I get it.

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

Q : Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

A: To get to the other tide!

Sorry. It's not that funny.

 

[Airehead012]

heh heh heh. That's actually a pretty good one. Any others, people? As i said, they do not actually have to be funny.