Finish draining the funky water from the pool, then put in some fresh water in the deep end for the frogs. This pool was empty for YEARS before I bought the place so I don't figure it'll float out of the ground once empty.
Scrub the patio.
Fix the <bleeping> circuit breaker that fixed.
Screw a vent cover down (or glue it... ha ha)
Buy a magnetic cover for the vent by the fireplace.
Fix a flourescent lamp in the basement.
Paint the chimney.
Fix the bad areas in the patio (suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue. Like that's gonna happen anytime soon!)
Cut the long grass near the pool fence (Oh teenage son..........where are you?)
Get the rest of the broken bricks dug out of the ground behind the shed. Salvage any that are usable & dispose of the rest.
Get family member to haul off his lousy broken mower so I can have the space back in my shed (long story...)
Waterproof the privacy fence (all the stuff is in my garage. However, the motivation isn't there.)
Trim the overhanging trees and bushes.
Do something about the compost pile that isn't composting fast enough.