- Jun 9, 2017
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About a week ago my wife, the cats and I were spending some boring time in our tornado shelter. My wife had closed the chickens in their three houses just before the storm struck, but one of the hens in one of the three pens refused to go in. Wisely my wife quit trying and went to the shelter. The storm came, very strong wind, torrential rain, lightning, thunder. About two hours later, taking advantage of a temporary lull in the storm that altogether lasted 6 or seven hours, fortunately without tornadoes, at least not where we live in southeast Alabama, I went out to try to get that hen into her house. She looked miserable, soaking wet, but ready to go in. Upon going with her into the house to check things out, I saw a grey rat snake at least 5 feet long that was descending into one of the laying boxes. Its tail was close to the ceiling of the house, and the head and a few inches of the body were in the box. I grabbed it by the tail and threw it out. It slowly slithered under the feed shed adjacent to the pen.
I was not getting too many eggs out of that one chicken house, but I didn't have time to kill the snake (how? I had no gun, no knife, and short of biting its head off I couldn't think of any other way of doing it) because I wanted to get back to the shelter before the next wave of lightning and rain and possible strong wind and tornadoes hit us again.
Now, I don't like killing snakes. Not even rattlers, unless they are close to the house. But a snake that big, that I know has been stealing eggs and could possibly kill my hens, needed to go. But how? The next day I came up with a weird idea: I took a fresh egg, I washed it, poked two little holes at its ends, sucked the contents (I love raw eggs!), hot glued one of the holes, enlarged the other, and slowly and carefully filled up the eggshell with baking soda. Then I took an eggshell (I keep them to pulverize them and feed them to my chickens together with other food--why waste that calcium?), broke a fragment off it big enough to cover the hole, and hot glued that, too. Snakes will not eat an egg that does not smell right, though. So I washed well the baking soda-filled eggshell to wash off it the residue of spilled soda, broke another egg, beat it, and rolled the fake egg in it. Then I took it to the chicken house where I'd seen the snake and left it in a laying box after rolling it in the chicken-scented hay that lines the box. Two days later the egg was gone. Now, the theory (mine) is that if the snake swallows an eggshell filled with sodium bicarbonate, when the shell ruptures in its stomach and releases such a massive dose of the chemical, this, in contact with the acid gastric juices of the snake--acid strong enough to digest egg shells and the bones of mice and birds--will produce a tremendous amount of gas. I don't think snakes can burp or fart, and that gas should inflate its guts so much something would rupture inside and kill it. Or at the very least that massive amount of sodium could raise its blood pressure to the point of giving it a stroke or a heart attack... Yes, I know, snakes are not like human beings (although many human beings are like unto snakes) but... it would work and kill only the "bad" snakes--those that instead of doing their assigned job of eating mice and rats have chosen to steal eggs and endanger chickens.
By the way, I have ordered a minnow trap that I will bait with a fresh egg and leave in the chicken house. If that snake survived the ordeal and comes back again (assuming it has not sworn off stealing eggs) I am sure that sooner or later it's going to end up in the trap. So I'll be able to relocate it (and possibly its siblings and buddies) elsewhere without resorting to cruel and unusual punishments.
I was not getting too many eggs out of that one chicken house, but I didn't have time to kill the snake (how? I had no gun, no knife, and short of biting its head off I couldn't think of any other way of doing it) because I wanted to get back to the shelter before the next wave of lightning and rain and possible strong wind and tornadoes hit us again.
Now, I don't like killing snakes. Not even rattlers, unless they are close to the house. But a snake that big, that I know has been stealing eggs and could possibly kill my hens, needed to go. But how? The next day I came up with a weird idea: I took a fresh egg, I washed it, poked two little holes at its ends, sucked the contents (I love raw eggs!), hot glued one of the holes, enlarged the other, and slowly and carefully filled up the eggshell with baking soda. Then I took an eggshell (I keep them to pulverize them and feed them to my chickens together with other food--why waste that calcium?), broke a fragment off it big enough to cover the hole, and hot glued that, too. Snakes will not eat an egg that does not smell right, though. So I washed well the baking soda-filled eggshell to wash off it the residue of spilled soda, broke another egg, beat it, and rolled the fake egg in it. Then I took it to the chicken house where I'd seen the snake and left it in a laying box after rolling it in the chicken-scented hay that lines the box. Two days later the egg was gone. Now, the theory (mine) is that if the snake swallows an eggshell filled with sodium bicarbonate, when the shell ruptures in its stomach and releases such a massive dose of the chemical, this, in contact with the acid gastric juices of the snake--acid strong enough to digest egg shells and the bones of mice and birds--will produce a tremendous amount of gas. I don't think snakes can burp or fart, and that gas should inflate its guts so much something would rupture inside and kill it. Or at the very least that massive amount of sodium could raise its blood pressure to the point of giving it a stroke or a heart attack... Yes, I know, snakes are not like human beings (although many human beings are like unto snakes) but... it would work and kill only the "bad" snakes--those that instead of doing their assigned job of eating mice and rats have chosen to steal eggs and endanger chickens.
By the way, I have ordered a minnow trap that I will bait with a fresh egg and leave in the chicken house. If that snake survived the ordeal and comes back again (assuming it has not sworn off stealing eggs) I am sure that sooner or later it's going to end up in the trap. So I'll be able to relocate it (and possibly its siblings and buddies) elsewhere without resorting to cruel and unusual punishments.