"Real eggs"

[gummylick]

My brother from out of town visited this weekend and was quite impressed by my quail but noted that he had a friend who had chickens and they gave you "real eggs".

REAL EGGS! WTH! What are these?! Knock-offs! I'll tell you what they are, smaller, tastier eggs - that's what!

The nerve!

 

[catesquire]

I wonder how many real eggs you can pelt him with before he runs away