Ok, don't laugh, I did after I got over the shock, but before you read any further, empty your mouth of all liquids and cover your keyboard, warn your family and coworkers. I have a confused rooster, it's not nugget, it's one of the Turkens, Flat Top McNuggets. He stopped pestering the hens about a month ago, and he really was a pain about it too, wouldn't leave them alone and was violent. Now I know why he stopped, he has a new love interest. The chickens have toys, their favorites are empty plastic gallon jugs they knock around. I walked out to come to work this morning and there was Mr. McNuggets in the front yard mating with a plastic gallon jug. He hopped off, shook himself off and strutted away like he had just graced the Queen of the Flock with himself. Why?????????