Reasons why I suspect my ducks want to murder humanity.

[vachick15]

@Bills vs Beaks
Valid waterfowl protest has finally been stated in sufficient completion, has it not? >:}

Excuse me child, I could say the same things about cHiCkEnS

 

[Loopeend]

Ducks are the closest to reptilian dinosaurs. MIND. BLOWN. Poof! All makes sense now.

Mind my words.
They are here.
They are going to stay here.
And they ARE going to get us.

I know for sure since one of these duck-overthrowing human-killing degenerates was sitting om my couch and staring at me. And staring. And pooping. And staring. And pooping.
You know; like in a violent rebbelion way.
We had to have 'the talk' today about what to do with these ducks. Silently offcourse. If they hear it.. you don't know what they are going to do when you are sleeping... we have to order pekin duck at the Chinese dude.....

 

[perchie.girl]

On the couch.... Oh thats the last straw....

 

[shawluvsbirds]

look at this evil dux plotting to bite off my toes so I will be hobbled and can no longer run for my life.

 

[PirateGirl]

Oh, and all of you duck owners know, there's always that one, that approaches you, whenever you have your back turned, then stands like a statue when you look at it. Watch out for that duck.

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Dont forget about the zombie dux..those glowing red eyes creep me out!

Lost my quoute @shawluvsbirds ...

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Dont forget about the zombie dux..those glowing red eyes creep me out!
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Lost my quoute @shawluvsbirds ...

Tiny piranhas don't go in the water!!!

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Tiny piranhas don't go in the water!!!

Thanks for the warning!

 

[Loopeend]

View attachment 1523789 View attachment 1523790 look at this evil dux plotting to bite off my toes so I will be hobbled and can no longer run for my life.

This is how it starts.
I can't think of no other logical reason then that they keep nibbling at my toes then to see me fall. And die.
It is called; logic,

 

[Julie Birb]

View attachment 1523789 View attachment 1523790 look at this evil dux plotting to bite off my toes so I will be hobbled and can no longer run for my life.

So cute. Look at her looking up at you.