First of all... to the nice folks sending me private msgs... thank you! It's a shame ya'll don't feel comfortable posting openly because of the culture on this board.. but I do understand..
I began construction of a "stick".. duct tape and wire hanger isn't going to work.. I'll need to screw a piece of wood to my broom stick.
Next step was investigation of the tree after dark. I have never gone over there when they are there and disturbed them. Angie claims to have climbed her tree.. after last night I'm skeptical.. though she is a farm girl and that tree she has is very tall... I suppose she has a very different approach than me, I've never even touched one, ever.
Anyway, they were in my trees last night, the shorter one. I went, with husband, a few hours after dark. I had the stick. My goal was to place the stick near the tree branch.. then maybe touch the tree branch (that had a chicken on it) and see the reaction.
I was in no way ready or intended to attempt anything. Just to see what the reaction was.. all this talk of roosting birds are calm and can be touched seems far fetched to me.
I think the chickens I am dealing with are feral.. I don't they understand to be still while roosting.
As we approached the tree all the motion lights came on.. didn't really need the flashlight once we saw them. I never saw the girls only the two roosters, one above the other. Both no more than 6 feet up, I'm looking into his face through the branches.
We had a brief whispered conversation..
H: he's right there..
M: hissing noooo
H: I could probably reach under and grab him
M: nooo! I'm investigating.. I dont even know if angie's home!
H: fine.. it's cold, do what you have to, lets go
M: shhhhhhhhh
I raised the stick very slowly.. brought it closer to the tree, about 1 foot below his branch.. I very gently touched the branch next to his (swear) and all hell broke loose.
I screamed, husband hit the ground, they all flew out of the tree.. vigorously.
One hit the house. I'm no longer whispering.. I'm now screaming.. somehow this was husband's fault in my mind.. Ever horrid possibility running through my mind. They are now lost, they won't find each other, they will get eaten because they are scattered.
I'm now shrieking at husband to render aid to the one by the house. He says it's fine.. I say not good enough.. So he crawls under the porch, she walks out in front of him.. they continue across the yard, once she's back near the tree I tell him leave off.
She seemed to be walking normally... I'm praying for sunrise to see if they are ok.
I hear both roosters this morning, much further away that usual.
Catch them in the tree is off the table for me, seems traumatic and doomed to fail.
I hope I didn't cause any damage or one to be lost or injured by doing that. I feel very guilty for disturbing them and it's on me if something happened. (Husband kind of upset I screamed at him, I was the one with the stick)
The animal traps at home depot at 75-100 for large.. I'm not entirely opposed, but it is an investment.
There is a pest guy that has a flyer at the grocery store.. I wonder if I contacted him, he might "rent" me traps.. Does that sound plausible?