Riddles! I WANT RIDDLES!

[Chickologist]

oh wait.. why did he knock on his own door

Exactly!!!!

 

[Duck_life]

If it takes 5 microwaves 5 minutes to cook 5 chickens, how long does it take 100 microwaves to cook 100 chickens?

 

[Chickologist]

If it takes 5 microwaves 5 minutes to cook 5 chickens, how long does it take 100 microwaves to cook 100 chickens?

100 minutes!

 

[Chickologist]

There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?

 

[Duck_life]

There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?

no one?

 

[Duck_life]

we need at @cluckmecoop7 !!

 

[DuckWhisperer06]

There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?

All of the married folks?

 

[cluckmecoop7]

sorry I have not been on for a bit...

 

[Chickologist]

David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?

 

[Chickologist]

All of the married folks?

Ting!