Riddles!

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What do you call a chicken when they have stinky breath?

My sister?

 

[DaisyBuff]

A chicken with FOUL breath!

Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

Neither! since they both weigh a ton!

 

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A chicken with FOUL breath!

Fowl!

 

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Neither! since they both weigh a ton!

 

[DaisyBuff]

What does a house wear?

 

[DaisyBuff]

Fowl!

Right!

 

[DaisyBuff]

What kind of murderer is full of fiber?

 

[DaisyBuff]

What does a house wear? A-dress!

 

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What does a house wear?

Um... walls?

 

[DaisyBuff]

What famous rock group consists of 4 men, but none of them sing?