Riddles!

[Year of the Rooster]

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an oreo that fell out of Jack and Jill's picnic basket? lol

a panda bear that fell out of the tree? lol

a zebra that tripped? lol

I just am being weird tonight!!

A penguin rolling down a hill

What's black and white and laughing?

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

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how about this one??

C & Y

Pronounced "C & E"

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

When is a door not a door?

 

[jojo54]

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when its ajar!! GROAN!

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

A man is dead at a table. there a 53 bicycles on the table. how did the man die?

 

[crperdue]

A man is dead at a table. there a 53 bicycles on the table. how did the man die?

He was shot by someone he tried to cheat at cards. Bicycle is a brand of playing card and there are supposed to only be 52 cards in a deck.​

 

[crperdue]

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paint?

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Technically but now what I'm looking for.

 

[Nava]

off?

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Think number/letter combinations. An its a type of water.






While your thinking on that one heres one from my grandmother....

If two in one is shoe polish an three in one is machine oil what is four in one?