Haha! Keep the paper there and get the chicken, quick!
This has nothing to do with roosters but it might be worth a laugh
Monday when I got home I decided to move a chicken into a cage inside my barn.So I grabbed this roll of paper to put on the floor(for poop) and a large wolf spider came running out and almost went up my arm. Im not overly afraid of them but this still made me jump. I managed to shake him off before he got on me. Then I chased him away with the paper roll.I don't kill them as they eat bugs and theres really no use in it. Well I went back to putting the paper on the floor and I guess I upset the spider messing with his home. Because he came back REALLY FAST ran across my right foot. Im not sure if he jumped or what but suddenly he was on my left foot and ran half way up my naked hairy leg before I could react. The spider still lives but if I find him again he will die!