Rooster Personals

[Catstar68]

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I've heard that it's very addicting.

 

[joebryant]

LMAO!
Y'all should work for advertising agencies or internet romance sites.

 

[mgw]

lonley roo lookin for you?
I am looking for a cozy hen house to hang my shingle on.
Things I have to offer
1. very attentive.
2. Can spot a juicey bug from a hundred ft &alert you to it.
3. have a stink eye that will stop a predater in its tracks.
4. love to crow at all times of the day.
5. love to ride piggy back as often as possible.
6. will defend my flock to the death. dont hold me to it!
7. Did I mention piggy back rides.
8. will make sure all get fair share of treats. As long as you get there before me.
9. will make sure all my chicks make it into the coop at nite time.
10. I like riding piggy back. did I already mention that.
Size & color dont matter.
Please send pictures of hen house!

 

[Catstar68]

"piggyback rides". So that's what they are calling it these days!

 

[Minniechickmama]

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Oh no, Catstar, I am getting just the effect I was looking for. I wanted to spit a little fun into things on here and so far, I also am getting some good laughs.

 

[Minniechickmama]

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OH MY! I LOOOOOOVE This one!!

 

[drumstick diva]

Catstar OMG I choose you batchelor # 3, I've got goosebumps I am so excited.

 

[Catstar68]

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It's the Al Green song. Gets them every time. I mean, what red blooded hen could resist?
Batchelor #3 sends his love, 3 dozen roses and an invite over to his coop for some 'getting to know you better' time. And a whole lotta:
http://s0.ilike.com/play#Marvin+Gay....1.2.242,std_10fa36db6fad4fcc899952b4fdd82026

His name is Sydney and he is a splash EE from NC by way of MM hatchery. Let's give it up for Sydney!!!

THANK YOU!!! Thank you to all the ladies. Thank you. And may I say you are all looking positively scrumptous this evening. Absolutely beautiful. Breathtaking...enough to make a rooster dizzy from the sheer force of your feminine charms. I am your service, my princesses.

 

[Minniechickmama]

Oh, he is just a pig if I even saw one. I know he is just after one thing....piggy back rides!!!!!

 

[Chicken_Lover4567]

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It's the Al Green song. Gets them every time. I mean, what red blooded hen could resist?
Batchelor #3 sends his love, 3 dozen roses and an invite over to his coop for some 'getting to know you better' time. And a whole lotta:
http://s0.ilike.com/play#Marvin+Gay....1.2.242,std_10fa36db6fad4fcc899952b4fdd82026

His name is Sydney and he is a splash EE from NC by way of MM hatchery. Let's give it up for Sydney!!!

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/40731_chickens_018.jpg
THANK YOU!!! Thank you to all the ladies. Thank you. And may I say you are all looking positively scrumptous this evening. Absolutely beautiful. Breathtaking...enough to make a rooster dizzy from the sheer force of your feminine charms. I am your service, my princesses.

He's gorgeous!

Lovely rooster you have there lol. This thread has given me my daily laughs.

Yay!