Rooster's not much of a gentleman

So here's the discussion I hear issuing from the henhouse this morning:

Rooster: One of you go out first.
Hen: Are you nuts? It's cold out there. And it's not even properly light.
Rooster: Seriously, ladies first.
Hen: I don't want to go out there.
Rooster: Out. Now.
Hen: Oh, I see what you're doing -- you're just scared to go out first.
Rooster: Oh yeah? Well -- take this!
(Hen shoots out pop-door so fast that she ricochets off the side of the run).

He does this every morning. XD

 

He's a Welsummer, and he's gonna be a beauty I need to get some recent pictures.