Ruined cup of peach yogurt..

[Buff Hooligans]

That dog is under the complete control of your chickens. They told him to do that so that you would give the uneaten yogurt to THEM.

 

[JennsPeeps]

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OMG!! I have friends who used to have a dalmation. That dog would fart as she sat down..

FWWWEEEE!!

... and scare herself. She'd jump up, look around at where she was going to sit, then attempt to settle back in.

FUUUHHHWWWWEEEEE!!

 

[toletiquesbysam]

On a trip to our cabin our Cocker Spaniel was sitting on my lap and farted! I grabbed our disposable wipes and tried to get it "cleaned" up or at least smelling better but no luck! Stopped at the next town and bought me a new pair of jeans!! Terrible!!

 

[Solace]

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I don't think they get that big under normal situations, but this guy has an autoimmune desease and is on an every other day dose of prednizone. He's CONSTANTLY hungry because of it too. Our vet basically said to feed him within reason and enjoy him while he's around. He's on borrowed time unfortunately.

If he farts down my neck so bad I feel like a skunk sprayed the back of my throat again I'mma take him on that 'Two go out, one come back walk.' quite a bit sooner than planned.....





I'm kidding of course