MalSabreur
Chirping
- Apr 19, 2023
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I take it that what you call "brome" is what we call "twitch" or "couch grass" over here. I found one of the big problems was disposing of all the bits dug out of the ground. You can't put it on the compost heap and it doesn't burn particularly well unless you dry if and apply napalm.Brome grass, o brome grass!
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways....
A big, fat ZERO!
If all the brome that is invading my gardens were gone, I wouldn't have any problem with weeds!
I just spent about 3 hours digging the brome out of my blueberry bed. Brome puts out stolons that can grow under thick mulch, send shoots up through or out on the other side, and just laugh at my puny attempts to get rid of it.
But on the brighter side, I took my MP3 player -- yeah, so out of date, I am -- and sang along to lots of tunes. That makes just about any weeding chore almost fun. It's good exercise for the lungs too. None of this la-la-la stuff; I belt it out and too bad if anyone can hear me.
We had terrible problems with the stuff until we invested in a mobile Twitch Processing Unit or TPU. These come in various types, but the ones we favour are British or NZ Whites or Flemish Giants. They are quiet, cheap to run and you can eat them afterwards.

I'm really enjoying your posts! Please keep up the good work! Fun and informative, what could be better?