Say no to asparagus: official team tally thread.

[Bakbuk]

If those are your reinforcements, I think you're in big trouble.

Not much can stop a jedi, let alone a team of them!

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

Not much can stop a jedi, let alone a team of them!

Um, asparagus arrows can wipe out a whole horde of jedi, especially if Legolas shoots them.

 

[Bakbuk]

Um, asparagus arrows can wipe out a whole horde of jedi, especially if Legolas shoots them.

Asparagus lovers absorb any asparagus that touches them and it gives them superpowers! Especially jedi.

 

[JustBabyMargo]

Not much can stop a jedi, let alone a team of them!

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

Asparagus lovers absorb any asparagus that touches them and it gives them superpowers! Especially jedi.

What if the jedi don't love asparagus? What if they don't care about it? Then they can't absorb it and they die. It's not called "spears" for no reason!

 

[Bakbuk]

What if the jedi don't love asparagus? What if they don't care about it? Then they can't absorb it and they die. It's not called "spears" for no reason!

Aha! But the non-lubber jedi can block it with the force! Or lightsabers. Either will do.

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

Aha! But the non-lubber jedi can block it with the force! Or lightsabers. Either will do.

Let me think of a suitable retort...

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

Let me think of a suitable retort...

Well, you lubbers already ate up the asparagus, so I guess it's all gone and the war is over! We obviously won, because there's no more asparagus. You're welcome for ridding the world of this horrid plant!

 

[Bakbuk]

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

Well, you lubbers already ate up the asparagus, so I guess it's all gone and the war is over! We obviously won, because there's no more asparagus. You're welcome for ridding the world of this horrid plant!

The end! The surrender terms are: you must never speak of asparagus again, if you eat it, you may not rub it in our faces, and you can't post pictures of it. Fair? Yup!