That beats my weird story hands down. In fact I can only imagine there'll be a more weird story than that if the guy is a BYC member and feels the need to share.
I can just imagine it....
"Hey, I can beat that, there was this one time just after my pony had tried out for the Chicken Ranch and she was all hyped up..."
Dear Mr Pony, if you are reading this please remember, a problem shared.... .....will give us all nightmares (no pun intended) until the day we die
And I was a bit worried about telling my weird story - duh!