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[Cetawin]

Oh good heavens Amy...I am not calling ... I am driving the darn truck down there to him! Hopefully he has a good proctologist and KY nearby because while the truck is small, it is large enough to require surgery for removal.

Cyn, don;t you sweat it. I have sat up most of the night with Sarah armed...if you make me a cheesecake I will come sit on your deck armed too. You will know immediately if he or dog show up because you will hear my war cry...


DANCE FOOL DANCE *boom boom boom*

If he knows what's good for him he will stay away from them birds ESPECIALLY the Suedenator, Isaac and the old ladies coop! I am still not over losing Thor and I'll be dammmmed if I am gonna lose his daddy. You got a shovel don't you?

 

[Serrin]

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OMG! Cetawin! You totally crack me up!

Now I really wish I could be a fly on the wall of the dealership manager's office!

OMG! This would be priceless to see! Any chance we can convince you to take a video camera with you??? Just have Cheyenne run the camera. You'll no doubt want your hands free and unencumbered!!

Cyn, that's a most excellent offer. I'd take her up on it! Where else you gonna get such a great return on your investment of one cheesecake??

 

[speckledhen]

Anytime she tells me she's on the way, the cheesecake will be a-baking. If I had to go to war, can't think of anyone I'd rather have by my side. That girl's got skills!

 

[joletabey]

Cetawin, don't you DARE try to pin any disappearance of Isaac on me! HA!!! We all know better. I would steal the hens- you are the rooster thief.

Cynthia, WHAT dog incident? How did I miss reading about that? What page is it one? Do you need me to come over and sit on that kid and his dog and hold them down while Cetawin shoots them? After all the ice cream I have been eating lately to stay cool, I should be able to squash both of them. And I trust her aim. Even if she does accuse me of eyeballing Isaac!
Seriously, I would keep an eye open- no offense to anyone, but sometimes these southern mountain boys ( and my DH is one, so I know) get weird ideas in their heads about their dog's rights. GRRRR!

I hope whoever handled those tires at the dealership comes to understand he could have been responsible for a tragedy- I am SO glad it was nothing worse than what it was, Cetawin!

Amy, I am caught in the middle on your Dh and chicken thing- my DH has size 13 feet, and is always afraid he will accidentally step on one of my kids and smush it- maybe your DH just needed a day of not having to watch his feet? He would feel AWFUL if he were responsible for the demise of one of your darlings.

 

[speckledhen]

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This one-you missed a post! Well, dang that didn't show as a link. Here: https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=385404

 

[NellaBean]

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That is what I like about the feather footed birds.....sometimes I am standing out there and wondering WHY is that bird standing right just to my foot. Then I realize I am standing on their foot feathers and they can't get away. LOL.

I'm not sure why this happens.

Anyone have any ideas?

 

[joletabey]

Your feet smell good? You hide scratch in between your toes? You spilled food on your sneakers cooking breakfast?

I wish I knew the answer, mine do the same thing!

 

[Germaine_11.20]

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[NellaBean]

Maybe they were blinded by the pasty whiteness of my legs and were simply headed towards "the light".

 

[rancher hicks]

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Hey at least the knee aint' dirty. I never make excuses for my white legs. When people make comments I just say, nothing wrong with being white. 'sides white reflects the heat.
Oh bty the Del wasn't broody darn. She was probably just trying to stay cool. Did have Dom hen who was hanging out in the nest too. She went broody last fall and hatched to chicks in the dead of winter. I have no idea how she did it.

I can't imagine how you folks down south are dealing with the heat. I think it's worse with AC cuz the heat seems that much more intense when you go out. I expect lots of folks dug watering holes. When I was a kid there was an old farm that had one of those huge steel bowls for watering cows and it was filled by a pipe driven into the ground into a natural spring. Well one summer we cleaned that bowl out and got in when it refilled. Lord have mercy it was cold.
Maybe that's why so many farms have ponds.