Okay I must do it...the latest Diva story. Ahem
So, I am in the barn with the roomies, William and Bear and someone pulls into the drive and is yelling for us...so I yell back "Down in the barn!" Here comes the Goblin Gnome that lives next door.
He is yapping away and gets to me standing in front of Jo's stall and say "Now that there is a purty horse"...I said "Yes she is beautiful, can I help you with something?" So he turns to look at me, William and Bear with his back to Jo. The Diva sticks her head over the gate, sniffs his hat and wrinkle her nose like she smelled something horrid. Then she backs up a step or so and SPITS ON HIM and walked to the corner of her stall! Well firstly, I have never seen a horse spit...drool yes, bite yes, but never spit. Secondly, the Goblin Gnome has no flipping idea that my Diva has just spit on the back of his hat and hair and neck. Sooooooooooo
As I am trying like hell to keep a straight face, William is losing it and he had to walk away...Bear saved me because he, smiling, walks up to the Goblin Gnome and say "well I will tell Bill you stopped by, let me walk you to your car" and he gently turns him towards his car and he gets in and drives away.
Picture this...
Horse in stall with BIG Butt facing us, Goblin Gnome driving home with horse spit on him not knowing it, William howling out in the pasture, me hysterically laughing until I cannot breath in the barn aisle and Bear grinning and chuckling all the way back to us.
God I love my horse! She is one smart cookie that girl.
BETH...JOLETA SPITS! hahahahahahahaha