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[crazyhen]

Scott you are way to young,

Wait till you pass 65 then you will qualify. Maybe, add some health problems along the way and then you will definitely qualify.

 

[Serrin]

Hey Scott, just tell 'em what I always tell the kidling: It's not the years sweetie, it's the mileage!!!!!!!

 

[Yard full o' rocks]

Hey Scott, just tell 'em what I always tell the kidling: It's not the years sweetie, it's the mileage!!!!!!!

AMEN to that!

 

[jbirds2012]

Oh darn! Forgot what I was gonna say........................................

I've been suffering from BRS ( brain fart syndrome ) ever since i can remember, so, long ago i devised a technique that i still use today. the other day i went back to the shop to get something and by the time i got there i completely forgot what i went there for. so i went back to what i was doing and instantly remembered what i was going to get, a 5gal bucket ( duh ) so the second time i went to get it, i kept repeating to myself 5gal bucket, 5gal bucket, 5gal bucket, and like always it worked. i read somewhere that when you walk through a door, or any portal, the brain hits a reset button and i think there might be some truth to it because the other day DH was walking towards the shop and asked me where we put the o rings we had just purchased and i was getting ready to answer him when he walked through the door and said " what the hell did i just come back here for ? " since it was fresh on my mind i caught it in action.

 

[rancher hicks]

Well I reckon I can top you all.

Last week while at my volunteer job in the kitchen at the school, I took off my ball cap to put on the paper hat we men have to wear. I removed the ball cap, put the paper hat on my head and then proceeded to try to put the ball cap back on my head!

It might not have been too upsetting if I was alone in the room but there was a witness and she nearly fell of her chair laughing.

Call it whatever you want but it's NOT funny!

 

[Serrin]

I am a firm believer in the "Here After". I am forever wandering around asking myself...."Now, what was I Here After"!?!?!

This is a typical day for me:
Get up, get dressed, fix a pot of coffee for Denny, put on the tea pot for myself, and set about doing the dirty dishes. That's the easy part.......shortly thereafter, the troubles begin.....

I take myself and my freshly brewed cup of tea with me out to take care of the chooks. On the way out to the coop, I notice a ton of pine cones on the ground. Denny hates the darn things and has declared a daily war on them. Not wanting to see my dear husband have to do more work than he already does [he's the human version of the Energizer Bunny] I stop to pick them up. Oh dear! There's too many to carry to the fire pit. Better get a bucket. So, I set down fresh cup of tea and look about for a bucket. Spend 20 minutes looking for empty bucket. On the quest for said bucket, I notice that I'd had a brain fart the day before and had left the small bucket with the previous days collection of eggs sitting on the pump house porch. Oh dear! I'd better take those in the house right away. OK, take bucket of eggs to the house. On the way, I notice that the GD has left the garden hose out as usual. Better get that wound back up before DH sees that and has kittens about it [yes, he's just a bit OCD] So, wind up the hose and turn to go take care of the chickens. Oh dear! Those pine cones are still there. Better find a bucket and get them cleaned up. Off on the great bucket quest once again! 20 minutes later, still no bucket, pine cones are still all over the ground, I have NO idea where I've put down the bucket of eggs and where the heck is my cup of TEA!?!?!

And Denny has the unmitigated gall to wonder why I haven't gotten anything done all day!

 

[catdaddyfro]

I am a firm believer in the "Here After". I am forever wandering around asking myself...."Now, what was I Here After"!?!?!

This is a typical day for me:
Get up, get dressed, fix a pot of coffee for Denny, put on the tea pot for myself, and set about doing the dirty dishes. That's the easy part.......shortly thereafter, the troubles begin.....

I take myself and my freshly brewed cup of tea with me out to take care of the chooks. On the way out to the coop, I notice a ton of pine cones on the ground. Denny hates the darn things and has declared a daily war on them. Not wanting to see my dear husband have to do more work than he already does [he's the human version of the Energizer Bunny] I stop to pick them up. Oh dear! There's too many to carry to the fire pit. Better get a bucket. So, I set down fresh cup of tea and look about for a bucket. Spend 20 minutes looking for empty bucket. On the quest for said bucket, I notice that I'd had a brain fart the day before and had left the small bucket with the previous days collection of eggs sitting on the pump house porch. Oh dear! I'd better take those in the house right away. OK, take bucket of eggs to the house. On the way, I notice that the GD has left the garden hose out as usual. Better get that wound back up before DH sees that and has kittens about it [yes, he's just a bit OCD] So, wind up the hose and turn to go take care of the chickens. Oh dear! Those pine cones are still there. Better find a bucket and get them cleaned up. Off on the great bucket quest once again! 20 minutes later, still no bucket, pine cones are still all over the ground, I have NO idea where I've put down the bucket of eggs and where the heck is my cup of TEA!?!?!

And Denny has the unmitigated gall to wonder why I haven't gotten anything done all day!

I make a lot of wandering circles daily myself, good thing I know this place by heart or I'd get lost around here. So welcome to the meandering minds, gallivanting feet, blase' attitudes club, LOL

Jeff

 

[jbirds2012]

I am a firm believer in the "Here After". I am forever wandering around asking myself...."Now, what was I Here After"!?!?!

This is a typical day for me:
Get up, get dressed, fix a pot of coffee for Denny, put on the tea pot for myself, and set about doing the dirty dishes. That's the easy part.......shortly thereafter, the troubles begin.....

I take myself and my freshly brewed cup of tea with me out to take care of the chooks. On the way out to the coop, I notice a ton of pine cones on the ground. Denny hates the darn things and has declared a daily war on them. Not wanting to see my dear husband have to do more work than he already does [he's the human version of the Energizer Bunny] I stop to pick them up. Oh dear! There's too many to carry to the fire pit. Better get a bucket. So, I set down fresh cup of tea and look about for a bucket. Spend 20 minutes looking for empty bucket. On the quest for said bucket, I notice that I'd had a brain fart the day before and had left the small bucket with the previous days collection of eggs sitting on the pump house porch. Oh dear! I'd better take those in the house right away. OK, take bucket of eggs to the house. On the way, I notice that the GD has left the garden hose out as usual. Better get that wound back up before DH sees that and has kittens about it [yes, he's just a bit OCD] So, wind up the hose and turn to go take care of the chickens. Oh dear! Those pine cones are still there. Better find a bucket and get them cleaned up. Off on the great bucket quest once again! 20 minutes later, still no bucket, pine cones are still all over the ground, I have NO idea where I've put down the bucket of eggs and where the heck is my cup of TEA!?!?!

And Denny has the unmitigated gall to wonder why I haven't gotten anything done all day!

thats good and i swear, i don't know anyone around here that does that !! he he another subject i'd like to bring up is "research" there are two kinds of research, one is going online to find out how to make a wind generator, and i like that kind. then the other is when i had something 2 minutes ago and now i can't find it, so i have to re-search and search and search...

 

[Serrin]

Quote: Oh yeah! I go there and do that at least a dozen times a day! Gawds! Don't it get OLD!?!?

And I'm supposed to be the organized one around here!

 

[rancher hicks]

Well I have tried to put a pair of glasses on my face, not realizing I already have pair on. I'm not telling jokes I really did this. I also have wandered around looking for my glasses only to realize they're hanging on the collar of my T shirt.