Oh fer crying out loud! Whine! Whine! Snivel! Snivel!
I told y'all to quit yer griping about the weather! Oh sure, we're gonna get two nice days this weekend, but then it's right back to the same cold and crappy weather we've been having, for the better part of a week or two after that!
Ya don't believe me? Well, then check this out, courtesy of the National Weather Service, and if ya can't trust NWS, who can ya trust?
Today: Mostly cloudy, then gradually becoming sunny, with a high near 65. South wind between 7 and 11 mph.
Tonight: Mostly clear, with a low around 43. South wind at 7 mph becoming northeast.
Saturday: Sunny, with a high near 74. East wind between 7 and 9 mph.
Saturday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 49. Calm wind becoming northeast around 6 mph.
Sunday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 80. East wind at 5 mph becoming south.
Sunday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 54.
Monday: A 30 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms after 11am. Partly sunny, with a high near 79.
Monday Night: A 30 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 51.
Tuesday: A 30 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 69.
Tuesday Night: A 30 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 46.
Wednesday: A 40 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 67.
Wednesday Night: A 40 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 47.
Thursday: A 30 percent chance of showers. Partly sunny, with a high near 68.
I've had it! Stick a fork in my butt and turn me over. I think I'm done!