No, thanks, Knox. We lived in Dayton, Ohio for almost 12 years at Wright-Patterson AFB. Worst weather of any place we've ever been. 25 below zero temps, plus ice and snow, not for me anymore. I really don't like flat land, slightly rolling green hills would be a good compromise over what we have now. I'm scared of flooding! At least here, there is absolutely NO danger of that.
The perfect solution would be a flattish property sitting up on a hill, as long as the entire property itself was all easily accessible/walkable. Mine isn't really bad, as mountain land goes-I walked my dog down our trails the other day, what's left of them after no cutting for almost 3 years, all the way down to the bottom-but it's property I rarely see unless I get my ratstompers on for support and am ready to get winded.