SEE!! I'm not the only one...

I did dance around a bit slapping at my head as those very thoughts ran through my head. Ugg ugg ugg!

Sadly , the web is in my path to the coops and I keep forgetting it is there until I am right up on it. When I go out to shut everything up at night I inevitably run into it or remember it when I am about 6" away from it. The spider that makes it is about 2" across.
 
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You wouldn't last a day on this farm Lil Sistah. You'd be running from those oh so cute cows
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and run right into one of the gazillion spider webs we have everywhere. While you were attempting to untangle yourself from the webs you'd step on our friendly neighborhood moccasin.



On second thought, how soon can you book a flight? I need a good laugh.
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Wha?? Its all true...
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You wouldn't last a day on this farm Lil Sistah. You'd be running from those oh so cute cows
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and run right into one of the gazillion spider webs we have everywhere. While you were attempting to untangle yourself from the webs you'd step on our friendly neighborhood moccasin.



On second thought, how soon can you book a flight? I need a good laugh.
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Yay!! Kat said i can finally move in with her!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Walking throught the web is almost as bad as the spiders themselves.... cause you KNOW they are there...just waiting...
Are they ON you?? Are they gonna bite you?? Are they gonna get in your hair and hang around with you all day long, then wait till you are asleep and lay eggs in your eyeballs??.... https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/10638_nervoussmiley.gif

There's nothing like hitting a big ol' web in the dark, either. You've got NO idea where the darn spider might be!
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You wouldn't last a day on this farm Lil Sistah. You'd be running from those oh so cute cows
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and run right into one of the gazillion spider webs we have everywhere. While you were attempting to untangle yourself from the webs you'd step on our friendly neighborhood moccasin.



On second thought, how soon can you book a flight? I need a good laugh.
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Yay!! Kat said i can finally move in with her!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You'd have to sleep on the screened porch, but don't worry. The only spiders I've ever seen on the porch are the orb weavers and the jumping spiders. Perfectly harmless.
 

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