"Share a Laugh" a Random Posting Thread ~ hosts, Mike & Sally

[BantyChooks]

and you checked commercial poultries?

Fer chick pics?

here's a photo of my buff laced girl at a few days old. Hope you find one @BantyChooks Edit: Fixing mistakes caused by iPhone...yes I'm sticking with that story

Aww!!!

Now, I'm just posting this joke cause I think it is funny... Keep in my I own a pitbull that protects her flock... What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pitbull? A pitbull. Get it..... The pitbull ate the chicken...

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Now, I'm just posting this joke cause I think it is funny... Keep in my I own a pitbull that protects her flock...


What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pitbull?



A pitbull. Get it..... The pitbull ate the chicken...

 

[TJordan]

Come on guys. No guess on that other moral??? None???

 

[BantyChooks]

Come on guys. No guess on that other moral??? None???

Don't set eggs when it is cold outside?

 

[lindalouly]

Funny story I heard long ago.... Well the moral is. Not so much the story.

One cold, windy day a poor chick was blown from its nest and it fell to the ground. Well thankfully the chick was ok. Just scared and alone and with the wind quickly started getting cold. Well because he was upset he started crying out... Peep peep peep... Over and over. After a few minutes a kind cow overheard the chick and walked over. Well, upon seeing the poor thing cold the cow took pity on him and lifted her tail up high and ...SPLAT! Dropped a big hot cowpie over the chick. Well now the chick was nice and warm but still not happy. Peep peep peep the chick started crying again. This time though a mean old fox heard him and came a running. He reached out his paw, drug the chick from the cowpie and kindly wiped him off. Next the mean old fox lifted the bird high above his head and.... GULP!!! Swallowed that poor chick in one bite.

Sad yes but I've heard there is a moral behind it... 2 to be in fact. Can you tell me them

It's better to be pooped on than a cry baby?

 

[BantyChooks]

Come on guys. No guess on that other moral??? None???

Avoid windy days at all costs?

 

[BantyChooks]

Come on guys. No guess on that other moral??? None???

Stay away from foxes?

 

[lindalouly]

What day is my rooster dreading most....




Fry day... I'm guessing yours is too.

 

[lindalouly]

What day is my rooster dreading most....




Fry day... I'm guessing yours is too.

And to go along with that..... Where do you find a chicken without any legs...


Where you left it. I know not as clever as the cow without legs....

 

[Sally Sunshine]

What day is my rooster dreading most....




Fry day... I'm guessing yours is too.