Mine was kinda freaky. So there was this kid seeing this mountain blow up, and he decides to investigate. He goes inside, fights all the monsters, sees a back of a theater stage with only a limp princess on it, and eats this cow face cookie. The cow cookie then tells him since he ate the cow, he has to do something for him. They're all really hard, so the kid chooses the easiest one. Next thing I know, the kid is in a town with a modern setting, even though everyone looks and speaks like they came from 1500 England. So he spends a long time trying to get this guy up on this platform because there are these 3 guys that say "No, you can't come up" and kick you if you get to the top of the ladder. The guy then dresses up in a fancy outfit, and meets the queen and her daughter. The kid watches while the guy bungles his meeting. (What a fabulous jewel! Oh thank you, I made it myself. You don't make jewels, sir.) Meanwhile, there's this submarine exploring the sea trying to find Atlantis. The sub finds this mole underwater, and the mole starts talking to them in ganster talk. The sub turns back to the village, and the mole follows them. Then, this guy starts talking to the sub crew and the mole, who tell him all about the submarine adventure. This guy then makes this black globe with not a lot of detail and this helps the submarine crew alot. Meanwhile, the kid from before finds this bank with a green peace sign on it. He deposits about $500 dollars, then starts talking about his brother's girl friend.
Weird, I know.
ETA for some things I remembered.