Shaw and the Hound

[R2elk]

Why not a yeller one?
Are you racist against yellers?

I am. I prefer Tri Colors.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

For you or him?

Actually..
He doesn't put much weight on me when he sits with me.
And he doesn't sit with me for very long. He just occasionally has a puppy moment and wants in my lap.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Now when he gets in bed with you and flops down that's a whole different story.
This dog does not just lay down.
He does a belly flop or flops on his side and he has no concept of where his body is going to land when he lets his legs go out from under him.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I am surprised that St. Judy is going to allow another pet in the house.

I am surprised she lets DR
In the house.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I left him out of the kennel the other night when the man was away.
He decided to move in for a snuggle about four in the morning.
I was dead asleep.
You would think he would just scooch himself over next to me.
Nope.
He just walks over to me and then falls. That was like having six sacks of potatoes just dropped on you all at once in the middle of the night.
Of course it scared the hell out of me so I screamed. He did not make the connection between his flopping and my screaming. So then he about killed me bolting back up out of bed to run around the house and bark to have a look see what I might have been screaming about.
He comes back in there gets back in bed and looks at me like HE is disgusted with ME for screaming a false alarm.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Rainy day Hound games.

 

[duluthralphie]

I bet he/she/it gets it right every time.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I bet he/she/it gets it right every time.

Still a HE Ralphie. .
Neutering is not a sex change!

 

[duluthralphie]

Still a HE Ralphie. .
Neutering is not a sex change!

It sure does change sex... kind of ruins it forever.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

It sure does change sex... kind of ruins it forever.

Are you speaking from experience?
Did St. Judy have you neutered?