Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[Krazikatlady64]

Ever make the mistake if riding in the wrong seat of a spinning carnival ride with a large person?
I have. I almost got dead. I swear I could feel my ribs being crushed.

Oh no. Not gettin on that one!

 

[roosterhavoc]

One guy I worked with set me up on a blind date with his sister. He didn't tell me up front that she looked just like him. He also didn't tell me she was a cat hoarder and lived in a trailer house with 20 cats.

How did it go?

 

[shawluvsbirds]

HERE is just THERE without the “T.”

That's almost a buseyism!

 

[duluthralphie]

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[roosterhavoc]

I think you should call in sick!

 

[roosterhavoc]

That's almost a buseyism! View attachment 2477582

You can’t use that one!!!!

 

[OhZark Biddies]

One guy I worked with set me up on a blind date with his sister. He didn't tell me up front that she looked just like him. He also didn't tell me she was a cat hoarder and lived in a trailer house with 20 cats.

you forgot the ending:

“... and then we lived happily ever after!”

 

[Mimi13]

I save old worn out shoes and boots and hand them out now and again for chewin' on. My yard is littered with them, lol.

I plant flowers in my old boots!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Ever make the mistake if riding in the wrong seat of a spinning carnival ride with a large person?
I have. I almost got dead. I swear I could feel my ribs being crushed.

That happens to me even with small people lol I always end up on the outer seat and my friends sliding into me and crushing me half to death!

 

[R2elk]

How did it go?

I politely excused myself at the end of the evening and said I had to leave town.