Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[Mimi13]

I spent all those years trying to keep up with the Jones.
Now I'd be happy to keep up with the Waltons.

I don’t want to keep up with them, rather just be them. Think of the digs my chickens would live in!

 

[roosterhavoc]

What in the world is a pellet pig?

A stocked trout that is used to being fed pellets every day in a hatchery = easy to catch in the local stream, pond, roadside ditch or wherever they decide to put them for put and take fishing. Usually they’ll be tits up in a month or two anyway because the water temp warms too much in summer.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

What in the world is a pellet pig?

You have to attend a full havoc seminar to understand the lingo.

Pellet pig = stocked hatchery fish

Blow pig= she'll do anything for a cheeseburger

Tits up= dead as a doornail

Peaches= something to keep out of the water while wading

Pumpkin suits= redneck invaders during deer season

Captain dingus= his 3rd dog that doesn't accept whiners

Just to name a few. That's all I can think of right now.

 

[Mimi13]

You have to attend a full havoc seminar to understand the lingo.

Pellet pig = stocked hatchery fish

Blow pig= she'll do anything for a cheeseburger

Tits up= dead as a doornail

Peaches= something to keep out of the water while wading

Pumpkin suits= redneck invaders during deer season

Captain dingus= his 3rd dog that doesn't accept whiners

Just to name a few. That's all I can think of right now.

 

[Mimi13]

Spoiler: Just in case you need a pair!

Sorry y’all! I couldn’t resist.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Spoiler: Just in case you need a pair!

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Sorry y’all! I couldn’t resist.

Thems some big peaches.

 

[Mimi13]

Thems some big peaches.

Yeah, I should have titled it Peaches!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

 

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[R2elk]

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I have carrot pics au natural.