Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[shawluvsbirds]

Hows come no one ever cares enough to tell me to go to bed?
I obviously need to be told.
I'm as bad as the dawg.

 

[roosterhavoc]

Hows come no one ever cares enough to tell me to go to bed?
I obviously need to be told.
I'm as bad as the dawg.

 

[Mimi13]

You got to carmelize some onion in olive oil and butter, then dump em beans in the skillet and tan their hides, then finish with garlic on low. Don’t burn the garlic. No one likes a bean fresh outa tha can

I’ve never tried them any way other than when making humus. Well, yeah I did, way back I put them on salads...just a few times...and not very many.

 

[Mimi13]

That is sacrilegious!

Ralphie, your post made me think of a really old song Rub It In by Billy Crash Craddock. It’s a snappy little tune out of the early 70’s.

Part of the song says to “rub it on my back and my sacroiliac and a dab on my chinny chin chin” (1:36) and I remember thinking that was a ‘bad’ place. Now that I’m much older I know he was just meaning his ass!

 

[Mimi13]

Have any of you jumped out of a perfectly good airplane trusting your life on some old nylons and strings?

Heavens No! My really old nylons are nothing but strings now!

 

[Geena]

No no. That was Vitameatavegamin!

An oldie but a goodie

 

[roosterhavoc]

it was still a funny joke even if I don’t know that character! I actually have heard of that show though but I’ve never watched it before. It’s been on like forever though, right!? Like I think it’s still on.

Don’t worry its just an old folks program.

 

[Mimi13]

That sure wasn't as funny at the time as it is now. But luckily she was so glad I wasn't being murderised I didn't get in too awful much trouble.

See, back in my day the old parents couldn’t drug test you or give you a breathalyzer (like nowadays) so all was good, as long as you:

• weren’t completely passed out,
• didn’t wreak of alcohol, or
• weren’t climbing the walls.

 

[Mimi13]

I thought you were going to say, "you were stumbling around trying to find your clothes!"

Me too!

 

[Mimi13]

Yeah it is pretty fun. You got a lot of sh*t strapped to ya though so it’s not like skydiving.

Wait? I thought skydiving is what your were talking about!