Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[roosterhavoc]

I think I just found a test to find out who on BYC is a 12 year old expert without asking their age.

In 30 words or less, please explain why this is funny:

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[roosterhavoc]

I had no idea how many freaks are really on this site. In my rose colored world, I just assumed everyone was "normal" and just wanted to talk chicken, duck, etc.

Thank you for showing me the light! Now I'm even more suspicious than ever. And my spelling has gotten really bad.

What are you trying to say?

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I had no idea how many freaks are really on this site. In my rose colored world, I just assumed everyone was "normal" and just wanted to talk chicken, duck, etc.

Thank you for showing me the light! Now I'm even more suspicious than ever. And my spelling has gotten really bad.

You callin me a freak? That hurts!

What are you trying to say?

I think they must've found my baby pictures.

 

[Krazikatlady64]

That's what happens when you start breeding for color traits and not telling people what they really have. It's a rare breed!

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I'm so sorry.
Same threads over and over and nobody wants to read anything or do research. So much easier to ask the questions.

 

[Krazikatlady64]

 

[Mimi13]

@Mimi13
I just pile the bacon in the skillet and let it deep fry in its own grease.
I'll do it in the oven if I care for some reason about it all being flat and perfect.
But ordinarily I just don't care.
It's bacon. As long as I don't burn it up it's good nuff for me.

I bet you don’t get burn spots that way.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I bet you don’t get burn spots that way.

You know what it doesn't pop nearly as bad as you would think.
Just don't turn the fire up too high.


One time, I was frying some bacon on a hot day and I didn't have any air conditioning so I was in my bra and undies.

My mom had called and said she was coming over so when the knock came at door I just hollered come in..
Just about that time the grease popped and got me in one of my bare parts.
I was cussing up a storm.
There was another more aggressive knock at the door..
I figured maybe I must have had the door locked.
More cussing words...
I went and flung the door open real quick so I could get back to my bacon, meat fork still in hand, hair all wild and messy from a late night party. raccoon mascara eyes and all.

It was not my mom. It was a Jehovah witness lady wanting to tell me about Jesus.

 

[Painted Calls]

You know what it doesn't pop nearly as bad as you would think.
Just don't turn the fire up too high.


One time, I was frying some bacon on a hot day and I didn't have any air conditioning so I was in my bra and undies.

My mom had called and said she was coming over so when the knock came at door I just hollered come in..
Just about that time the grease popped and got me in one of my bare parts.
I was cussing up a storm.
There was another more aggressive knock at the door..
I figured maybe I must have had the door locked.
More cussing words...
I went and flung the door open real quick so I could get back to my bacon, meat fork still in hand, hair all wild and messy from a late night party. raccoon mascara eyes and all.

It was not my mom. It was a Jehovah witness lady wanting to tell me about Jesus.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

You know what it doesn't pop nearly as bad as you would think.
Just don't turn the fire up too high.


One time, I was frying some bacon on a hot day and I didn't have any air conditioning so I was in my bra and undies.

My mom had called and said she was coming over so when the knock came at door I just hollered come in..
Just about that time the grease popped and got me in one of my bare parts.
I was cussing up a storm.
There was another more aggressive knock at the door..
I figured maybe I must have had the door locked.
More cussing words...
I went and flung the door open real quick so I could get back to my bacon, meat fork still in hand, hair all wild and messy from a late night party. raccoon mascara eyes and all.

It was not my mom. It was a Jehovah witness lady wanting to tell me about Jesus.

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