Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[ShrekDawg]

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It’s a great story! You gotta read it!

 

[ShrekDawg]

That bacon pan started smoking while I was busy tending to my grease burn and answering the door.

I told that lady I cant talk about Jesus right now my kitchens on fire..
And slammed the door.
Gosh that was rude of me.

It was at that moment that she decided you needed Jeez-US more than anyone she'd ever met.

I can’t breathe!!

 

[Mimi13]

You know what it doesn't pop nearly as bad as you would think.
Just don't turn the fire up too high.


One time, I was frying some bacon on a hot day and I didn't have any air conditioning so I was in my bra and undies.

My mom had called and said she was coming over so when the knock came at door I just hollered come in..
Just about that time the grease popped and got me in one of my bare parts.
I was cussing up a storm.
There was another more aggressive knock at the door..
I figured maybe I must have had the door locked.
More cussing words...
I went and flung the door open real quick so I could get back to my bacon, meat fork still in hand, hair all wild and messy from a late night party. raccoon mascara eyes and all.

It was not my mom. It was a Jehovah witness lady wanting to tell me about Jesus.

That is priceless!

 

[Mimi13]

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Sometimes, just sometimes, you need to break the rules. And you’ll be glad you did!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

OMFG I bet her face was priceless!!

Oh my goodness I swear it was like every other day when I lived in that house. If it wasn't Jehovah witness it was the Mormons.
I was so sick and tired of it I really did not care what they thought.
I got so tired of politely telling them I already knew Jesus and I didn't need to hear it..
I just started keeping some kind terrible music queued up on the player to turn up loud when they came knocking.

 

[roosterhavoc]

 

[shawluvsbirds]

That is priceless!

True story!

 

[Painted Calls]

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That's me.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh my goodness I swear it was like every other day when I lived in that house. If it wasn't Jehovah witness it was the Mormons.
I was so sick and tired of it I really did not care what they thought.
I got so tired of politely telling them I already knew Jesus and I didn't need to hear it..
I just started keeping some kind terrible music queued up on the player to turn up loud when they came knocking.

Oh wow!! we’ve never had those thankfully lol I don’t know what I’d do if I did. Probably just hide till they went away

 

[ShrekDawg]

That's me.
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