She pecked my eye!!! Ow!!

[Hotwings]

child: I want chickens for Christmas!
parent: no
child:why?
parent:cause they will peck your eyes out!

p.s. I just had to add this when I read this thread. It is a play on the movie Christmas Story.

 

[cookinmom]

Poor Ralphie!!!

 

[Saltiena]

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[Jillylam]

That was the best laugh I've had in a while!

 

[Jenai]

My BSL Nicky was riding around on my shoudler one day and reached over and plucked the earring out of my ear and ate it before I could even react. Ouch!