She said/He said Who's right? Who's wrong? No one!

[scflock]

I love Siri. She gets my Monty Python references

No lie. I asked her "What is the wingtip velocity of an unladen swallow".
She said "The last guy that asked me that ended up in a crevasse"

 

[WVduckchick]

So although my hatch is not quite done I know my final stats.
30 set.
22 lockdown.
3 dead in shells no pips.
1 suffocated in shell after pipped.
15 live chicks(1 with some issues)
3 scrambled that I couldn't tell earlier.
Only 1 was not zipped by the time my birthday started but is 3/4 of the way around now.

Oh and I see I must have been quoted on my hatch stats before I finished typing out the whole post.

Your BIRTHDAY??? HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

 

[silkiecuddles]

No lie. I asked her "What is the wingtip velocity of an unladen swallow".
She said "The last guy that asked me that ended up in a crevasse"

ask her what 1+1=

 

[scflock]

ask her what 1+1=

You'd be surprised at a lot of the questions she will answer...

 

[sjturner79]

Your BIRTHDAY???   HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 

Thank you
:cd :yiipchick

 

[scflock]

Your BIRTHDAY??? HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Thank you

Technically his birthday is tomorrow. We haven't gotten there yet

(I know that's not accurate, but it sounded funny)

 

[sjturner79]

Technically his birthday is tomorrow. We haven't gotten there yet

(I know that's not accurate, but it sounded funny)

 

[scflock]

ask her what 1+1=

Ask her how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

 

[Ravynscroft]

Happy birthday...

 

[dan26552]

Ask her how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

I know! I know!