She said/He said Who's right? Who's wrong? No one!

[scflock]

Saw previews of the new vacation movie. Man Dusty Bottoms sure looks old!

So that's where my brother got that name...
I thought he picked it up at the beach

 

[WVduckchick]

I went with a group of very liberal people so it was quite interesting.

One night after working in the eye clinic they were sitting around drinking whisky mixed with pepsi. About a dozen peeps. I came in and they had half a bottle of whisky, but no more pepsi. I poured a shot of whisky and drank it down without a grimace. They were all staring at me like I had two heads, so in a very high pitched voice I said "I think it's watered down".

Not one laugh. Not one smile. Nothing.

That's when I knew I was with the wrong crowd.

I just can't hang with folks that have not seen or do not find the Three Amigos funny. Liberal is fine, un-amigo..... nope, can't do it.

Just be careful out there, I hear the muggers are rough on Americans...

 

[WVduckchick]

So that's where my brother got that name...
I thought he picked it up at the beach

There you go again... your poor brother...

 

[scflock]

So sorry to hear that. I had a little sister that left way too early too.

Don can correct me if I'm wrong but.....

Step 1. Don't kick the crap out of the rooster

Step 2. Pick the rooster up and tuck him under your left arm with his wings immobile.

Step 3. Stroke under his chin and wattles for a while.

Step 4. Try to feed him ripe or over ripe banana during these sessions.

Step 5. Do this every day and he should chill out within a week.



I think that's about it.

I think Don also added that if he wouldn't eat the banana, to stick his beak in it.
I know that sounds like me being ridiculous, but I think he actually said that.
The sad thing is that he said it in a reply to Ross. What was that she said about short term memory?

 

[scflock]

There you go again... your poor brother...

Just be glad someone didn't post a pic of a silkie roo

 

[scflock]

Just be careful out there, I hear the muggers are rough on Americans...

I hear they are HOT over there, though

 

[scflock]

 

[WalnutHill]

I am outta here...SC, take notes please, I'll be looking for a recap!

 

[scflock]

I am outta here...SC, take notes please, I'll be looking for a recap!

Gonna be tough today, it's all over the place

 

[silkiecuddles]

Just be glad someone didn't post a pic of a silkie roo