There ya go! A good padded trooper saddle better than crushed velvet any day.(Channeling Bruce)
I know it was a big Cadillac
Crushed velvet seat
Riding on the back
gliding down the street
Waving to the girls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money
On a Saturday night
Honey, I just wonder what it feels like on the back
Of your big Cadillac
Now some folks say he's too big
And uses too much grass
Some folks say he's too old
And that he goes too fast
But that horse is bigger than a Honda
It's bigger than a Subaru
Hey man there's only one thing
And one horse that will do
Anyway we don't have to ride him
Honey, we can park him out in back
And have a party with your big Cadillac