She said/He said Who's right? Who's wrong? No one!

[scflock]

From a book titled "Table Poultry Production" with no publishing date:

Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me.

 

[frmboyinthecity]

Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me

What's wrong, some little filly break your heart?

 

[RubyNala97]

Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me.

I've been robbed! By a little old lady on a motorized cart.
Eta: and I didn't even see it coming!

 

[RubyNala97]

What's wrong, some little filly break your heart?

No, it was a girl.

 

[scflock]

What's wrong, some little filly break your heart?

Why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?
I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.

 

[scflock]

I've been robbed! By a little old lady on a motorized cart.
Eta: and I didn't even see it coming!

It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey.
Yeah?
He's dead.
Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?
His head fell off.
His head fell off?
Yeah. He was pretty old.

 

[RubyNala97]

"GOT WORMS"....that's what we're gonna call it.

 

[frmboyinthecity]

Why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?
I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.

No way! That's great! We landed on the moon!

 

[scflock]

"GOT WORMS"....that's what we're gonna call it.

We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.

 

[dan26552]

We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.

Worms! I have some