Should I buy eggs or wait it out?

[okallthis4eggs]

Would you be interested in this rooster?

 

[Achickenwrangler#1]

Now that can really protect the flock....you know, I think I have figured out why your not getting eggs as could be expected...perhaps you are close to to a nuclear waste facility?

 

[okallthis4eggs]

Can you imagine the look on a coons face when he breaks into my coop and comes face to face with my gang.

 

[Achickenwrangler#1]

Yah, maybe that's why I have no coons, I have four of those, with the standard body and four legs, it helps

 

[okallthis4eggs]

Those with the four legs eat too much.

 

[Achickenwrangler#1]

They sure do! That's where all my extra eggs go.

 

[okallthis4eggs]

I got three eggs today. I know this is awful but what finally got them laying was I told the four of them that if I wasn't going to get any eggs then I might as well own a couple dozen roosters too. Now every time they see me coming they all get in a nest box. I kinda feel bad but it worked.

 

[Achickenwrangler#1]

Yeah,and they said to each other, we'll just stop laying if he does that..

 

[okallthis4eggs]

The threat of chicken soup didn't work. What else could I have done? This worked great to make them lay eggs. I tried everything else. But I do feel mean for doing it.

 

[Achickenwrangler#1]

I suppose there's nothing else you could do. I mean chickens are chicken so maybe if the sky is falling they will believe it.