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OK, so last night, when I was locking the coop, I found this filthy, tattered piece of paper in the run. There was some scribbled writing on it that was barely legible, kind of like, well, like hen scratch! Brought it in and deciphered it as best I could this morning. Here's what the note said:
We’re doing fine. We’re doing great!
Today we laid seven. Tomorrow will be eight.
We make a huge ruckus, we squawk really loud.
We’re laying lots of eggs, makin' mama very proud.
Biscuit lays a white egg, Monkey lays blue,
The rest of lay brown, so you can’t tell who!
Grace hasn’t started, but we don’t give her flack,
She was one sick chick and it really set her back.
We love our nice home and our big chicken yard,
But we want something else (though asking is hard).
We love all the goodies in addition to our feed,
Watermelon, blackberries, greens and seed,
Barley and tomatoes, it’s all we really need,
But we’re going to ask, in fact we’re going to plead!
We really are good Mom. We really do try.
Please Mom, please won’t you make us a pie?
They make a good case, but I'm not sure how they found out about the pie thing! Just like my kids.Friends get something so they want it too!![]()
Guess I better get started making a pie. Don't want them writing complaints to Chicken Protective Services!
