Obviously chickens can swim but only within certain limits, which includes landing through surf or escaping a river. This whole debate reminds me of a post I saw on the fishing forum where some mysterious fishes washed up on the pacific beach in Oregon. ODFW identified them as freshwater bass that got flooded out of their lake into the ocean and perished in the salt. Monkeys can climb trees and can also get injured falling out of them. My question is, if Mini Me is tossing roosters in the drink at three, will it be dear ole dad by the time he turns ten?!