Show off your house ducks!

[Tevyes Dad]

But he's a TURNIP

A portmanteau of turdy and nipper

 

[Amykins]

A portmanteau of turdy and nipper

More like tur-riffic and per-nip-cious!

 

[Tevyes Dad]

More like tur-riffic and per-nip-cious!

My answer was based on the well known equation:

Please note that the right side denominator is the letter "O", not the numeral "0".

 

[Julie Birb]

Its hard but I think he's gonna be OK, Im over thinking he's gonna get sick like charlie. But I won't let him in the basement, bc if solitude and I front know why charlie went sick so just waiting on his diaper. I don't know if hell like it at first but, he will love being able to wander our house and not be secluded!!! I can't wait!!!!

Just know that other than you being a great mom to Ryleigh, you are a great duckie mom, too. Any duck is lucky to have you because you love and care so much.

 

[Julie Birb]

@Amykins
He poofed out 200% since your avatar photo!!!!  

gentila, super funny post. I just laughed out loud.

 

[JadeComputerGal]

My answer was based on the well known equation:

Please note that the right side denominator is the letter "O", not the numeral "0".

Very cute, and I love it, but incorrect mathematically. You threw in a limiting symbol.

Hey, wait! Maybe those of us who own ducks need more limiting symbols, so I'll go along with your equation! I really need to put some of these ducks up for sale.

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Very cute, and I love it, but incorrect mathematically. You threw in a limiting symbol.

Hey, wait! Maybe those of us who own ducks need more limiting symbols, so I'll go along with your equation! I really need to put some of these ducks up for sale.

What limiting symbol?

 

[JadeComputerGal]

What limiting symbol?

The O. Limiting or limitless. What we need is a symbol that says 'STOP HERE.' Hard to figure out where that would be though. My hubby looks out at them in the yard and says, "Dem are a lotta ducks."

 

[Amykins]

The O. Limiting or limitless. What we need is a symbol that says 'STOP HERE.' Hard to figure out where that would be though. My hubby looks out at them in the yard and says, "Dem are a lotta ducks."

That already exists. It's called the Husband Variable. Whenever you try to multiply D by the square root of duck, the end number is an infinite integer. The Husband Variable places a fixed end point where the ducktion stops repeating itself.

 

[JadeComputerGal]

That already exists. It's called the Husband Variable. Whenever you try to multiply D by the square root of duck, the end number is an infinite integer. The Husband Variable places a fixed end point where the ducktion stops repeating itself.

Amy, you're an amateur. Ask for something else like a horse or a goat, then negotiate down. It's the same thing they do with us when they say they have to have a backhoe but will settle for a lawn tractor with attachments.