ohmyGOSH I would die! Poor little wobbles!Wobbles is a neverending source of facepalm moments and amazing barstool stories.I'll never forget the look on her face, she had just gotten done cooing at the lil' guy, and not ten seconds later you just heard "fwip" as it hit her cheek. Her eyes bugged out, she wiped it off, looked at it, SNIFFED IT, and made this "Uwaaaah!" sound before dashing off.
Our new motto is "not when you have a duck." "Wanna come out tonight with us?" Not when you have a duck. "Do you still host parties?" Not when you have a duck. "Can you just NOT be socially awkward just this once?" Not when you have a duck!
I used to work at Joanns so they let me bring in ChaCha because they know me. It's mostly new staff now but they are used to it already so no one makes a stink.