Show off your house ducks!

[LadyHawkeAvry]

eesh, even more reason as you said his name is what it is. He sounds like some boyfriends I have had in the past. But I reckon since he doesn't wanna be touched then you just have to admire his beauty.

Dated quite a few like that myself! Lol!!!

 

[Amykins]

Dated quite a few like that myself! Lol!!!

I'm starting to feel like I'm in an abusive relationship with my duck...Wobbles has been INSANE this past week! I know hormones is some powerful stuff, especially to a lizard-brained bird like a duck, but this is getting ridiculous. I need to find a way to discipline him that'll actually stick, none of my methods are working. I hear mounting can get good results, but he's so tiny and fragile I'm hesitant to try it. What should I do?

 

[Julie Birb]

Dated quite a few like that myself! Lol!!!

haha. Funny how behaviour like that crosses over into all species.

 

[Julie Birb]

I'm starting to feel like I'm in an abusive relationship with my duck...Wobbles has been INSANE this past week! I know hormones is some powerful stuff, especially to a lizard-brained bird like a duck, but this is getting ridiculous. I need to find a way to discipline him that'll actually stick, none of my methods are working. I hear mounting can get good results, but he's so tiny and fragile I'm hesitant to try it. What should I do?

how would he be mounted or would he mount something else?

 

[Amykins]

how would he be mounted or would he mount something else?

You hold their necks down and crouch on top of them as if you're mounting them the way they would a female. Some people swear by it as a good way to stop a nasty or aggressive behavior.

 

[Julie Birb]

You hold their necks down and crouch on top of them as if you're mounting them the way they would a female. Some people swear by it as a good way to stop a nasty or aggressive behavior.

oh geez. That's intense. And as you said, he's so tiny it couldn't work. I hope someone on here has some suggestions quickly. Will his hormones wane or will he be like this until he's sated?

 

[Amykins]

oh geez. That's intense. And as you said, he's so tiny it couldn't work. I hope someone on here has some suggestions quickly. Will his hormones wane or will he be like this until he's sated?

It'll probably only be this bad until mating season is over, but the problem is we still have several months to go before it ends! @kukupecpec @Miss Lydia or @Scovy Momma , any advice? :/

 

[SilkieSensation]

 
Oh cool! What kind?

Psychiatrist - my niche is narcissistic personality disorder

Omg! You would have a ball with my ex! Narcissistic personality disorder, multiple personality disorder, bi-polar...and those are just the ones we can readily see since he swears there's nothing wrong with him, refuses to see a doctor & he's perfect...since he is "Jesus reincarnated & walking the Earth in all of His perfect glory." Ummm yea, my ex is a total fruit loop, and very abusive.

 

[Amykins]

Omg! You would have a ball with my ex! Narcissistic personality disorder, multiple personality disorder, bi-polar...and those are just the ones we can readily see since he swears there's nothing wrong with him, refuses to see a doctor & he's perfect...since he is "Jesus reincarnated & walking the Earth in all of His perfect glory." Ummm yea, my ex is a total fruit loop, and very abusive.

...Jesus tap dancing christ on a biscuit, how'd you wind up with a basket case like that? Thank goodness you got out in one piece! ...I don't suppose your helpful knowledge with handling human jerks would help me with my feathered one.

 

[SilkieSensation]

Omg! You would have a ball with my ex! Narcissistic personality disorder, multiple personality disorder, bi-polar...and those are just the ones we can readily see since he swears there's nothing wrong with him, refuses to see a doctor

...Jesus tap dancing christ on a biscuit, how'd you wind up with a basket case like that? Thank goodness you got out in one piece! ...I don't suppose your helpful knowledge with handling human jerks would help me with my feathered one.

That was jerk husband #2. I married an even crazier 1 after him. He came after me with an 8 inch kitchen knife, but ended up with the worst end of it when he forgot I had had martial arts training & ended up with his head in a wall.
My advice on jerks: kick their butt or kick them to the curb.
My advice on cute little sexually frustrated duckies: stick his butt in a cage until he learns not to bite.