That is so cute. You qualify and can say you have Temporary House Ducks. Heehee, too fat to fly far. That means they are cuddly, cute and kissable and soft to me.Well I'm new here too...And I don't have any house ducks either. Well technically the four ducklings in a big cage I have in the back room are. But when they get big enough they'll go out too the yard with the others. My ducks like to fly around the yard. But they only get a few inches off the ground. Their too fat to fly far....But I live my ducks and this thread is a fun place to lurk.